About Us
Since 2012, Gamers’ Boulevard — or GB, for those emotionally invested — has been financially ruining responsible adults and turning them into proud owners of plastic heroes, overpriced statues, and emotional support collectibles.
We are proud to have helped thousands of people all around the globe (sorry flat earthers) make excellent life decisions like choosing rent, saving for retirement, OR buying a ¼ scale Batman statue with visible pores.
Behind every order is our highly trained, emotionally unstable warehouse team.
Meet the Team
Kotsios — Warehouse Assistant to the Manager
Kotsios is responsible for operations, logistics, and having the patience to deal with Rayan. He believes in organization, discipline, and is the only one not opening customer boxes to “look at the figure just one more time.” He is also the only employee who understands what’s happening. This is a burden.
Rayan — Senior Damage Risk Specialist. Claims to also be a doctor.
Rayan ensures every collectible is handled with care while listening to heavy metal at dangerous volume levels. He once ate a 10kg burger in under 10 minutes, entered a food coma for nearly a month, and was solely responsible for the Shipping Crisis of 2021. We don’t talk about that. Don’t ask.
The Intern — Spiritual Logistics Coordinator
The intern doesn’t believe in shelves. She believes the shelves believe in you. She reorganizes warehouse corridors based on “energy flow,” “vibes,” and other things we’re afraid to question. She told us to write more about her, but no one’s going to read it anyway. You’ve already scrolled too far. Just buy something.
What Happens Inside Our Warehouse Stays Inside Our Warehouse
This is not a legal statement. It’s a survival mechanism.
Every day, hundreds of collectibles arrive. Rayan stares at them for at least an hour, slowly sipping coffee and hoping The Force will handle the shipping for him. Eventually, reality kicks in. And caffeine wears off. After a brief nervous breakdown, he begins preparing them.
Kotsios updates spreadsheets while questioning every life decision that led him here. He originally visited the store once, and somehow never escaped. It happens. To no one. Ever.
Eventually, the items are packaged. Somehow. We’re not a big company. We’re three people and a spiritual liability. But your orders are shipped. Eventually. Just… bear with us.
Our Achievements
(Some We’re Not Proud Of)
Our Vision
World domination. If you’d like to join our cult, place an order.
Rayan will see it. Eventually. He will decide if you’re worthy.
Kotsios will process it.
The intern will bless it.
We will not judge you.
But Rayan will.
Our Shipping Process
STEP 1: Order Placed
You place an order. A happy alarm plays. Rayan hates it. Kotsios celebrates financial survival. The intern is crying. We’re not sure why.
STEP 2: Picking
Using advanced warehouse technology (memory), Rayan locates your item. The intern claims the figures guide him telepathically. We don’t question success.
STEP 3: Quality Check
The item is retrieved. Inspected. Lifted. Respected. If it’s heavy, Rayan approves.
STEP 4: Spiritual Quality Check
The intern ensures proper energy alignment, removes negative shipping aura, and whispers encouragement to the figure. We no longer interfere.
STEP 5: Packaging
Kotsios packages your item using professional techniques refined over years. Rayan adds excessive amounts of tape. He is banned from four post offices.
STEP 6: The Goodbye
There is a moment of silence. Rayan stares into the distance. The intern bows. Kotsios prints the label.
STEP 7: Deployment
Your package is handed to the courier. Its fate leaves our hands. Its spirit remains protected.
STEP 8: Delivery
You receive your order. You are happy. You leave a positive review. We are happy. And paid.
Warnings
- Sometimes, when we are overwhelmed, we ship the intern. We do not accept her as a return.
- Some other times, when Rayan enters a food coma, incorrect items may be shipped. If you receive fries, eat them. Do not inform Rayan.
Gamers’ Boulevard is not just a store.
It’s a series of poor decisions with excellent outcomes.